twistedbraincells

Saturday, November 26, 2005

Emergency BIBLE HOTLINES:
(more effective than 911)
WHEN:

John 14
You are sad

Psalm 51
You have sinned

Psalm 91
You are facing danger

Psalm 27
People have failed you

Psalm 139
It feels as though God is far from you

Hebrews 11
Your faith needs stimulation

Psalm 23
You are alone and scared

Matthew 8:19-34
You are worried

1 Corinthians 13
You are hurt and critical

2 Corinthians 5:15-18
You wonder about Christianity

Romans 8:31-39
You feel like an outcast

Matthew 11:25-30
You are seeking peace

Psalm 90
It feels as if the world is bigger than God

Romans 8:1-30
You need Christ like insurance

Psalms 121
You are leaving for a trip

Psalms 87
You are praying for yourself

Joshua 1
You require courage for a task

Mark 10:17-31
Inflation’s and investments are hogging your thoughts

Psalm 27
You are depressive

Psalm 37
Your bank account is empty

Corinthians 13
You lose faith in mankind

John 15
It looks like people are unfriendly

Psalm 126
You are losing hope

Psalm 19
You feel the world is small compared to you

John 15
You want to carry fruit

Colossians 3:12-17
Paul’s secret for happiness

Isaiah 55
With big opportunity/ discovery

Romans 12
To get along with other people

Alternate Numbers:
For dealing with fear, call
Psalm 3:47

For Security, call
Psalm 121:3


For assurance, call
Mark 8:35

For reassurance, call
Psalm 145:18



ALL THESE NUMBERS MAY BE PHONED DIRECTLY…
NO OPERATOR ASSISTANCE IS NECESSARY…
ALL LINES TO HEAVEN ARE AVAILABLE 24 HOURS A DAY…
FEED YOU FAITH, AND DOUBT WILL STARVE TO DEATH…

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